daily fan. Today’s fan: Abe.
can someone make a reality television show out of my life already? I am one of the most supplied and deprived half-human beings of my generation, my life is a tragedy and a comedy, a dark secret and a continuous red-carpet stroll, a self-creation that somehow manages to recreate me every second that I am living it. I just want to be on tv already. I think I deserve it. After all, if I’m going to get broken up with all the time and friend-dumped left and right, it should be for something, right?
